[Illusion]

Originally Posted by Lawtan

Oh, that would be more difficult - see, the Santa isn't the one who owns Christmas. It is a holiday whose shares are rumored to be split between many organizations.

But, if we spread like a shadow organization, targeted to take down the leaders with our cheer...

Those bastards!

Originally Posted by CupcakeDolly

I heard some furry green guy tried to do that once, and it didn't go so well. Had a massive coronary issue that short-circuited his brain and forced him to return all of the loot. I wouldn't doubt the fat man had something to do with it, since the dark magic of Christmas spirit is entirely under his control.

Oh right.. I heard of that. Didn't his heart become too big for his body and died soon after?