[CupcakeDolly]

Originally Posted by Illusion

So.. What if we steal Christmas?

I heard some furry green guy tried to do that once, and it didn't go so well. Had a massive coronary issue that short-circuited his brain and forced him to return all of the loot. I wouldn't doubt the fat man had something to do with it, since the dark magic of Christmas spirit is entirely under his control.