[Illusion]

Originally Posted by Katya

Hmmm

Could we use undercover Elves to aid in our plight?

Not likely. Elves are children who we're mutated by Santa Claus's factory of pollution. That and their food is also enchanted to maintain their size because it's more manageable for smaller people to work in a factory. Becoming a elf also extends their life considerably a 100 year old elf is still considered a very young child.
I already collect Intel from the elves, they leave cries for help in the presents they make for children. I established a system and get Intel from various presents certain people receive.

edit: The system entails writing cries for help in invisible ink on the other side of the wrapping paper.

Originally Posted by Tiva

Elves have no sympathy for us, they LIKE making weapons for Santa's evil plans to take over the entire year. Haven't you seen how they have invaded Thanksgiving? Soon it will be Halloween….

"I ignored the help of the Thanksgiving Turkey because it wasn't me, the Easter bunny needed help but I refused because it wasn't me, now that it's finally my turn and I cry for help no one is left to back me up."

Originally Posted by CupcakeDolly

I saw elves at Halloween too. The tall, tolkien-esque kind, but elves nonetheless.

Also, given that Illu just alluded to where some of the 'elves' actually come from, I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable involving them.

Those are impostors to throw us off track.

Santa's ultimate goal is to spoil the "good kids" and having them grow into terrible adults that will destroy our society while all being blind supporters of Santa's reign of evil.