[Den]

Okay, so I have a story that ISN'T from my time in Job Corps. It's from when I was working at a casino, and took a few days off to go to an anime convention down in Atlanta.

One of the panels was a hentai panel, and they checked ID at the door, to make sure no minors got corrupted more than would've happened at the con anyway. Since I was on the cusp of turning 21, this wasn't an issue.

We watched three hentais, one of which was super cute and had a decent plot (IIRC, it was called "Darling"), and it was also super goofy too because the main male was a manga-ka, and he did his best work when he was getting some... he would go into "Hyper Erection Mode", and there was this whole spiel with him in a sentai suit, and elephants running across the bottom of the screen... it was a riot because all the guys would jump up and do the little spin thing that he did too... and a few of the girls did too...

Between the shows, we would play games... and one of the games was dirty pictionary... one of the last drawings was one that NOBODY wanted to say out loud, but I was kind of oblivious to the discomfort in the room... (Yay for Autism Spectrum!) It was a drawing depicting a Dirty Sanchez (Do not look that up if you value your sanity!)... Yeah... I blurted it out...

At one point, the hosts of the panel were looking for volunteers to get smacked with a riding crop... so I volunteered for that, too... thing is, the girl with the crop didn't know how the fuck to whip someone's ass with it, so I caught the rod part across my ass instead of the tip. I had difficulty sitting for about an hour after.

So, yeah. that's the racy story from my last trip to Anime Weekend Atlanta, back in 2007.