[Den]

Story time! Another Job Corps story, and again, slightly M, and immature.

So you remember I had a roommate who stuck a condom wrapper in my boot, right? Well... Before I roomed with her, I was next door to her, and shared a bathroom. In Job Corps, you're allowed up to a full week of leave time aside from holidays when you can go home and visit family. So, since I didn't want to be made a spectacle of on my birthday, I took my week of leave around that time.

Unbeknownst to me, some of my roommate's friends and my future roommate hung out in our room one night... and I found out about it the day I came back. On my side of the room, stuck to the wall and my corkboard, was pieces of a condom. The first thing out of my mouth was mu future roommate's name, because that seemed like the sort of thing she'd do.

Next thing I hear is "I told you I'd get blamed for that!". Turns out, one of the other girls we were both friends with had blown the condom up like a balloon, then popped it... and it got stuck on my wall and corkboard.

I had awesome friends in Job Corps.