[Den]

I... really don't have a lot of stories, myself... but I do have a couple. Fairly tame by comparison to what's already been posted, but still kinda funny. Definitely M, so click at your own risk!

Back in my very first go at college, way back in 2005, I had a group of friends I ran with. One of them was, at the time, bisexual-to-gay (He wasn't quite sure at the time, but that's not important to this story), and his birthday was coming up. I was going to a sleep over at one of the other's house, with a couple other friends, and part of what we were going to do was go to a movie. Thing is, on the way to the theater, there's an adult toy shop. So, since we were all over 18 (I had just turned 19, in fact), we decided it would be funny to buy our friend a gag gift in the form of a sex toy.

Turns out, half our group only had their campus IDs with them, and had left their drivers' licenses at their dorm. They opted to stay in the car, while I and another girl went into the shop. We ended up buying our guyfriend a red vibrator, and it turned out he had a red buttplug already.

We didn't know it at the time, but someone from the host's church happened to be driving by and spotted her in the back of the car. We got SUCH a lecture for "Going into that filthy place".

I still frequent the shop, when I have the money, and am in the area and don't have to be home by a certain time.