[Salone]

Okay okay. So kind of in the similar vein. Again, deffo M, bad bad content, all that. You have been warned.

When I was in my final year of high school, I came across one of my new teachers on OKCupid. She was this very pretty Chinese woman (this is important), and I...okay so I couldn't help myself, I struck up a conversation off campus, which is awful and all that but I was 18 so shhh.

Anyway we hit it off, go on a date out of town to where she lives. She was 18, I was 25. During the night I find out that she has never ever done anything with a guy. No sex, no fooling around, not even kissing one. So, I do everything I can to be her first for a lot of those. Go in for the kiss, success, all that. Finally we have to leave, as we had drove a bit. Being the weekend, she tells me that I can stay at her place if I like, but don't expect anything to happen.

Sure thing.

So we're at her place, she's about to go down on me (I have my ways), and I get this...this feeling of guilt. The one time I've felt bad about something before I let it happen. I ask her to wait for a moment, and tell her that when a guy has an orgasm, there's certain things that come out and she might not like the taste or might be overwhelmed and I want her to know just in case, since this is her first time doing anything with a guy. Still holding 'me' in her hand, she looks up at me and says "Salone, I'm Chinese. We eat a lot of weird stuff."

Fell off the bed laughing, which hurt because she was still holding on to me, but my god if that is not the best thing I have ever heard in bedroom.