[Salone]

Listen. Listen. The stories I could tell you guys. Oh my god, the stories. I might just type them all up and put them in white text so you have to highlight them just to read. Maybe I could get away with that.

And as far as the particular incident in question, well...let's say it involved the above mentioned hanky panky, the above mentioned subject right before, my lack of smell or taste (Hyposmia made this a horrifying experience), and the things that might happen to someone when they cannot smell or taste while with another person who has unfortunately timed times of the month.

Also, a pretty good zombie impression before I ran to the bathroom to, you know, die.