[Salone]

Screw those sonsabitches! I remember them at the hotel I worked at. Smarmy. Blarmy. Thinking they deserve the utmost attention, and they deserve is now. Ugh. Forget 'em! They can poop themselves. They rcan go blow an elephant. Seriously.

I had a woman complain once because we didn't have Splenda. I reminded her that that shit had arsenic in it, and she got all bitvhy with me. Burt nooooo! She still wanted her Splenda. IHG Properties (Owners of Holiday Inn branding) fined us 150 buckraroos because of that shit. Seriously, they charged us 150 for each complaint filed, before investigating the complaint. What a racket.

Customers are just little shits. Like seriously, 90 percent of them are okay peeps that just want to get a service or product and be on their way, but you get that 10% little shitstatin on your white sundress that just won't leaverr you alone and stinks up the place. What turds.