[Salone]

Tonight's Drink: Smirnoff Tuscan Lemonade. Because I'm lazy.

Today I had a group of customers approach the front to leave. One, who was a decent human being who probably stopped for tortoises in the road, went through the door clearly labeled "Exit". The other two, who most likely like to kick Cocker Spaniels for fun, said "You might as well go through the entrance." and attempted to go through the entrance door that is clearly labeled "DO NOT ENTER" from the inside.

Now, I was ready for this. I hate people breaking petty rules at my place of work, so each morning I disable the automatic door from opening from the inside. I mentioned to them casually that the door is even labeled "Do not Enter", and watched them get frustrated as they continued standing, waiting for it to open. They finally gave up and went out the exit, like decent members of civilization are supposed to do.

Now every now and then I hit jackpot, and people don't listen to me or are too distracted on their phones and just bump in to it, despite my warnings. I am clearly in the right here, as the door says "Do Not Enter".

What about you guys? What do customers do that piss you off? You ever get to one-up them or get some secret satisfaction out of seeing them not get their way?