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Salone · 05:23 AM

"Vegetable? If you're looking for vegetables, how about a squash?"

Eduardo brought the incredibly large and heavy sack of money down hard, hitting the bandit over the head with it. The weight of the sack knocked the bandit out cold, as well as tearing several ligaments in his neck and probably doing some other gross damage but this isn't Eschaton, so we're not going to stretch it out in to four paragraphs of gory detail.

He strolled through the doorway, stepping over the body as he met the gaze of the other bandit. He scanned the room calmly, letting his loaner sword and moneybag hang at his side as he spoke.

"Sir, your unwitting investor has come to collect!"

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"Vegetable? If you're looking for vegetables, how about a squash?" Eduardo brought the incredibly large and heavy sack of money down hard, hitting the bandit over the head with it. The weight of the sack knocked the bandit out cold, as well as tearing several ligaments in his neck and probably doing some other gross damage but this isn't Eschaton, so we're not going to stretch it out in to four paragraphs of gory detail. He strolled through the doorway, stepping over the body as he met the gaze of the other bandit. He scanned the room calmly, letting his loaner sword and moneybag hang at his side as he spoke. "Sir, your unwitting investor has come to collect!" I don't know what you expected. Last edited by Salone; 11-16-2015 at 05:23 AM.
	Posted 11-16-2015, 03:16 AM