[Salone]

So once upon a time an ex and I had a pretty bad split. She was moving out, so I made myself scarce while her dad helped her pack things up and move. I went out drinking that night.

Bad mistake.

I come home, open the door, flip the light switch. Nothing. Bulbs must be out. Oh well. Stumble in to the dining room, nothing. none of the lights are working. I paid the bill, so it's not that. Lights on the microwave are on. I pull out my flashlight and start looking around.

Bitch took all my light bulbs.

Every single bulb in the house. Including the one in fridge, and the oven, which I still have yet to replace the one in the oven because how do you even do that. However, she did forget the one on the porch. Went outside, tottered up a chair to retrieve it, and stuck it in my lamp. And for a night, I was the world's loneliest person with a single light bulb.

Hilarity aside, always be there to watch someone move out! Light bulbs are expensive.

I don't want candy, I just thought you could appreciate a funny story.