[Lawtan]

I could go into the stuff about electrolyte overdose/deficiency...or I can just give you the Spoopy Salt. Unlike normal salt, which takes up water as well as increase the stuff around channels (creating a degree of blockage/storage) or other materials that flood your system like a sugar rush/crash, Spoopy Salt (TM) is the perfect non-lethal unbalance balance for any non-hominid!

(Warning: Ingestion of Spoopy Salt may result in nonsense, cuteness, and talking excessively.)