[Salone]

I wouldn't go as far as to say phobia. Definitely not a phobia. No no, my phobias are...different.

Clowns are just wrong on a fundamental level. Those big bald heads, exagerrated face paint. That unhinged, illogical excitement at nonsenical humor that makes it impossible to reason with a clown. Those eyes. That grin. That awful...awful side hair.

The clown is dead. Anything calling itself a clown today is a twisted mockery of innocence lost. Woe be to you who would tolerate a clown.

I am actually afraid of wasps.