[CupcakeDolly]

'Espy' is the stage name for a popular JRock star. Espy despises his fame however, as he is far too cool for mainstream music (plus he's not even Japanese - or human, for that matter, as you can clearly see from his robot arm and piercing yellow eyes). Espy longs for the days when he used to belt out angsty robo-hypno-biker funk in underground clubs, where a small gathering of equally cool people would somberly nod their heads in approval of his sweet beats. He despises his rabid fangirls, and swears he will have bloody retribution if he finds one more goddamn pair of soiled panties stuffed in his mailbox.