[Salone]

You have a face that only a mosquito could love, the body that even a vulture might save his appetite from, and a mind that could shatter the perception that actual activity is needed to differentiate between the living and brain dead vegetables. You are known by all and cherished by none. Your passing from this world will improve the gene pool simply by the rule of averages, and you are the physical evidence that allowed Roe vs. Wade to pass. Your existence is proof that Old Testament God wishes to still punish humanity, and every word you speak makes my mind envy the fate of Leon Trotsky. You have all of the uselessness of a crash test dummy, and even less so because in their exit from this world they help humanity. You prove that evolution is no longer required for our survival, and we have begun the genetic backsliding towards the inevitable brainless globs of flesh we are destined to be.

Yeah, that was fun.