[Lawtan]

I am with Quiet, there. (Though a description/story for the redicu-hat would be good)

(Within the 2.5 dimensional realm of Trisphee, there was an invasion by the Hegemony of the Second Dimension. Riding on mighty Gridephants, the 2nd Dimension sought to erase the second iteration of Trisphee History. After the valiant defense of Squirrels and Chickens, the Hegemony were trapped and sent to the First Dimension. From the hide of the Gridephants, comes the premium Gridephant Helm!)

...I'm so sorry...I'll return to trying to write about kidnapping, fungal vampires, and taxidermists now...