[Illusion]

Originally Posted by Salone

Oh yeah, well, well...Om decrees that you should assist tortoises when they are flipped over, and perhaps farmers should look in to growing more lettuce. Also to never subject your god to market forces. He's a little iffy on the pasta though.

How dare you flip back tortoises right side up again! It's been my cult pastafarian duty to flip them over so the great Flying Spaghetti Monster will see these poor creatures and come back to Earth to flip them over so they can walk again!