[Gallagher]

"Please—watch—where—you—are—walking—to —avoid—injury."

"Yeah, thanks," he muttered, peeling himself off of the wall. He pat a hand on the golem's opened cover, making the machine shut it with a thunk. "Try warning a guy next time, would you?"

"Please—take—two—steps—to—your—left— to—avoid—injury."

"Not...! No." He sighed, rubbing his thumb against the bridge of his nose. "No. Nevermind. You do what you want. Just stay close, alright?"

"ERROR. Conflicting—instructions. Please—repeat."

Gambooge looked at the golem, then shook his head, heading through the doorway properly this time. "Dwayna help me, I am never getting a golem again."