[Illusion]

1. Did you read the rules first?
Of course.... Maybe. Who's asking? The tooth fairy? I hate that b**ch.

2. Good! Are you okay with your story being posted in a public forum for other Trisphee users to read?
Only if I get paid in crippled dollar bills.

3. Place your story below!
Jack was high on FORRRGEEETABOUTIT, a rare drug only found in Trisp-exico. After shanking his drug dealer for more to no avail, Jack learns from Mitch that his ex-girlfriend Tammy knows where to find them. Jack proceeds on his Journey to Tammy's house only to find her dead. A suicide note was left to her side, there it read:
"Too whomever may be readin' this. I couldn' take the pain and suffering no more. This was a split second decision, and I think it was a good one too! If this my parents reading this then, FUCK YOU, if it's my no good hair salonist you do shoddy work, and if this letter ever ends up with one of my ex boyfriends, you could have had it all but you lost me you cheap ass bastards. Well, this is it. I'm going to smoke this FORRGEEETABOUTIT that I got from some sailor named Francis who works down at the pier and then rest in piece. LOL OMG #SUICIDETHISBITCH. Amen."

Jack was oddly disturbed from this ordeal, so he called and left a tip to the police and scurried off to the pier to find a sailor named Francis. Jack asked around for Francis and only got dirty looks and maybe a smack in the noggin'. After numerous failed attempts a lady tapped on his shoulder and said, "I heard you be looking for me darling." Jack turns around to see a women of a particular man.
"I heard you asking around for me, did you want to do..." Francis stares at Jack's everything.
Jack quickly replies "Aah gee no. I'm looking for some Forgeettaboout it."
"Well. I'm off on a voyage to grab some off a island where I don't get problems with the buzz. Come with me, you can pretend you own my boat and play captain... All over the poopdeck." Francis plays with her tongue and lips suggestively. Francis agreed to play captain and join Francis on her voyage. A hour at sea and while avoiding sexual roleplay with Francis, the waves began to grow and roar.
"AARRR. E' STORM IS APPROOACHING." Jack said.
"Eye eye.... captain." Francis says suggestively. The boat rocked back and worth, thunder was screeching in the background, and soon a giant tsunami wised before the shipped. Before Jack knew anything the tsunami had hit him and the boat was flipped upside down. Moments later Jack is coughing up water, the boat has sank, he realizes that the boat is now submerged into water but he was left in a small pocket of air. A giant splinter was impaled in his stomach. Jack is dying. All alone on his ship, he is the last person alive, and soon he won't even be that. Adrift in the vast expanse, he has little chance of rescue and an even slimmer chance of survival.

Jack closed his eyes and then soon opened up again. He found himself naked next to a sleeping Francis. Jack says aloud, "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!?" Francis opens his eyes and said, "FORGEEEEETAAABOOOUUUTIT!"