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Salone · 09:45 PM

First Contest!

Writing Prompt 1:

Writing Prompt 1 Results:

Winner: Lucid:

Submission:

Runner(s) Up:
Illusion
Submission:

Jack was high on FORRRGEEETABOUTIT, a rare drug only found in Trisp-exico. After shanking his drug dealer for more to no avail, Jack learns from Mitch that his ex-girlfriend Tammy knows where to find them. Jack proceeds on his Journey to Tammy's house only to find her dead. A suicide note was left to her side, there it read:
"Too whomever may be readin' this. I couldn' take the pain and suffering no more. This was a split second decision, and I think it was a good one too! If this my parents reading this then, FUCK YOU, if it's my no good hair salonist you do shoddy work, and if this letter ever ends up with one of my ex boyfriends, you could have had it all but you lost me you cheap ass bastards. Well, this is it. I'm going to smoke this FORRGEEETABOUTIT that I got from some sailor named Francis who works down at the pier and then rest in piece. LOL OMG #SUICIDETHISBITCH. Amen."

Jack was oddly disturbed from this ordeal, so he called and left a tip to the police and scurried off to the pier to find a sailor named Francis. Jack asked around for Francis and only got dirty looks and maybe a smack in the noggin'. After numerous failed attempts a lady tapped on his shoulder and said, "I heard you be looking for me darling." Jack turns around to see a women of a particular man.
"I heard you asking around for me, did you want to do..." Francis stares at Jack's everything.
Jack quickly replies "Aah gee no. I'm looking for some Forgeettaboout it."
"Well. I'm off on a voyage to grab some off a island where I don't get problems with the buzz. Come with me, you can pretend you own my boat and play captain... All over the poopdeck." Francis plays with her tongue and lips suggestively. Francis agreed to play captain and join Francis on her voyage. A hour at sea and while avoiding sexual roleplay with Francis, the waves began to grow and roar.
"AARRR. E' STORM IS APPROOACHING." Jack said.
"Eye eye.... captain." Francis says suggestively. The boat rocked back and worth, thunder was screeching in the background, and soon a giant tsunami wised before the shipped. Before Jack knew anything the tsunami had hit him and the boat was flipped upside down. Moments later Jack is coughing up water, the boat has sank, he realizes that the boat is now submerged into water but he was left in a small pocket of air. A giant splinter was impaled in his stomach. Jack is dying. All alone on his ship, he is the last person alive, and soon he won't even be that. Adrift in the vast expanse, he has little chance of rescue and an even slimmer chance of survival.

Jack closed his eyes and then soon opened up again. He found himself naked next to a sleeping Francis. Jack says aloud, "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!?" Francis opens his eyes and said, "FORGEEEEETAAABOOOUUUTIT!"

Second Contest!

Writing Prompt 2:

Writing Prompt 2 Results:

Winner: Coda

Submission:

Runner(s) Up:

Illusion
Submission

RULE NUMBER 202: A LESSON IN PAIN.

I'm Brock Brockstein, after a nuclear radiation from the local Obviously Evil Factory I was given kung-fu powers. I became a loose cannon who doesn't follow the rules. I narrate everything I say because I say it very cool. I work as a cop in Danger City where there is danger. My mortal enemy Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein was my best friend, but after a falling out with Mecha Stallin bringing him to the dark side with fresh chocolate chip cookies. It's been my mission to clean up Danger City and win back the friendship of Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein from Mecha Stalin.

So chief, I got a tip from a shady ostrich named Tom who I will not name due to witness protection bullshit that Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein kidnapped a bus full of orphans. So I surfed my motorized mecha whale into Obvious Trap hotel. There Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein has been mutating Orphans into bizzare freaks using the same toxic radiation that gave me my kung fu powers. So I did what any cop in my situation would do. MURDER THEM ALL. Using my sick kung-fu power I eliminated the mutated orphans from their misery of cool super powers and went to face Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein. But I was shocked to find out that Obvious Trap hotel was actually a trap to get me close to the toxic in attempt to get rid of my powers. Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein was successful. AT GIVING ME EVEN MORE RAD POWERS! The toxin gave me the strength of a nuclear holocaust with sunglasses, and I beat the shit out of Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein with my explosive nuclear fists.. Of PAIN! I blew up half the city with my explosive fists. I then arrested him from harboring away from FRIENDSHIP.

SO CHIEF. I did you a favor blowing up half the city. And to the Mayor... MY GOD. The nuclear toxic waste came from the Obviously Evil Corporation that was owned by.. THE MAYOR. He's trying to take me out in attempt to clear out the city of any JUSTICE. NOT ON MY WATCH. I'm going to break into the Mayor's son's birthday party and take him out so I can be hailed a hero from all the little boys and girls. So if you'd excuse me chief.. JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED WITH A LESSON IN PAIN!

		#2	Salone Problem to the Solution
First Contest! Writing Prompt 1: Jack is dying. All alone on his ship, he is the last person alive, and soon he won't even be that. Adrift in the vast expanse, he has little chance of rescue and an even slimmer chance of survival. In 200 or more words, tell the reader how Jack came to this fate and whether or not this is the final chapter in his life. Writing Prompt 1 Results: Winner: Lucid: Submission: Jack: Wanted to follow up with you on that cargo of 10,000 baby petite lap giraffes that you are supposed to be transporting for me. As a reminder, your ship was supposed to come in to port three days ago, and the dock master has informed me that your ship has gone missing. Who do you think you are? Noah? We don't have 40 days, here! I have a very tight business to run and I have investors counting on these petite lap giraffes. They are supposed to revolutionize the pet industry! I spent billions of dollars breeding them, and you are jeopardizing their lives by keeping them on the ocean and out of professional care. I can't risk losing these animals, Jack. I've had my managers keeping a watch on your ship's route and they have informed me about some hurricane. Jack, I hired you because you were the best ship captain out there. I paid you half upfront. I expect you to have avoided that hurricane, Jack. I want to see results. Please let me know asap your status and give me an ETA on your arrival. I wanted you here on Monday, Jack. Don't make me wait. - Spencer Rycombe, CEO Runner(s) Up: Illusion Submission: Jack was high on FORRRGEEETABOUTIT, a rare drug only found in Trisp-exico. After shanking his drug dealer for more to no avail, Jack learns from Mitch that his ex-girlfriend Tammy knows where to find them. Jack proceeds on his Journey to Tammy's house only to find her dead. A suicide note was left to her side, there it read: "Too whomever may be readin' this. I couldn' take the pain and suffering no more. This was a split second decision, and I think it was a good one too! If this my parents reading this then, FUCK YOU, if it's my no good hair salonist you do shoddy work, and if this letter ever ends up with one of my ex boyfriends, you could have had it all but you lost me you cheap ass bastards. Well, this is it. I'm going to smoke this FORRGEEETABOUTIT that I got from some sailor named Francis who works down at the pier and then rest in piece. LOL OMG #SUICIDETHISBITCH. Amen." Jack was oddly disturbed from this ordeal, so he called and left a tip to the police and scurried off to the pier to find a sailor named Francis. Jack asked around for Francis and only got dirty looks and maybe a smack in the noggin'. After numerous failed attempts a lady tapped on his shoulder and said, "I heard you be looking for me darling." Jack turns around to see a women of a particular man. "I heard you asking around for me, did you want to do..." Francis stares at Jack's everything. Jack quickly replies "Aah gee no. I'm looking for some Forgeettaboout it." "Well. I'm off on a voyage to grab some off a island where I don't get problems with the buzz. Come with me, you can pretend you own my boat and play captain... All over the poopdeck." Francis plays with her tongue and lips suggestively. Francis agreed to play captain and join Francis on her voyage. A hour at sea and while avoiding sexual roleplay with Francis, the waves began to grow and roar. "AARRR. E' STORM IS APPROOACHING." Jack said. "Eye eye.... captain." Francis says suggestively. The boat rocked back and worth, thunder was screeching in the background, and soon a giant tsunami wised before the shipped. Before Jack knew anything the tsunami had hit him and the boat was flipped upside down. Moments later Jack is coughing up water, the boat has sank, he realizes that the boat is now submerged into water but he was left in a small pocket of air. A giant splinter was impaled in his stomach. Jack is dying. All alone on his ship, he is the last person alive, and soon he won't even be that. Adrift in the vast expanse, he has little chance of rescue and an even slimmer chance of survival. Jack closed his eyes and then soon opened up again. He found himself naked next to a sleeping Francis. Jack says aloud, "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!?" Francis opens his eyes and said, "FORGEEEEETAAABOOOUUUTIT!" Second Contest! Writing Prompt 2: You're a cop, a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules. You've got an angry chief shouting in your face and a mayor breathing down your neck. In 300 words or more, explain why they're mad at you this time, and what crime they've given you 48 hours to solve before they throw you off of the force. Writing Prompt 2 Results: Winner: Coda Submission: "My daughter is DEAD." The police commissioner was red in the face as he bellowed the words at me as rain fell in sheets against his office window. "YOU were the one who was supposed to stop that... that MADMAN. You talk about protecting this city? Then explain to me why I'm going home tonight to an EMPTY HOUSE?" The mayor was standing on my other side, the two of them flanking me as if to keep me from getting away. He pursed his lips, shifting his weight and refolding his arms, a dark scowl on his face. He's inserted himself into this meeting as a show of authority. He hasn't said much so far, but we have a history -- I know he doesn't like me. The feeling is mutual. "Yes, please, explain it to him. Explain why you disobeyed my DIRECT order. I'd like to hear what sort of justification you have. I want to know why you think that you can get away with your brand of vigilante justice and yet you can't -- no, you WON'T do what it takes to keep this from happening!" I narrowed my eyes, remaining silent. I'm not going to let him get under my skin. The commissioner and I don't always see eye to eye, but I respect him, and I value his opinions. I really DO feel bad about his daughter. But the mayor? He's a corrupt crook with the backing of the mob, and he only won because his opponent did something embarrassing. "WELL? Are you going to SAY anything?" The mayor just officially blew his cool. I spoke up for the first time to say, "Not to you." "WHAT?! I'll have you thrown out of this city! What makes you think you can act like this to me?" "Because..." I paused for dramatic effect, letting the thunder crash. "I'm Batman." Runner(s) Up: Illusion Submission RULE NUMBER 202: A LESSON IN PAIN. I'm Brock Brockstein, after a nuclear radiation from the local Obviously Evil Factory I was given kung-fu powers. I became a loose cannon who doesn't follow the rules. I narrate everything I say because I say it very cool. I work as a cop in Danger City where there is danger. My mortal enemy Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein was my best friend, but after a falling out with Mecha Stallin bringing him to the dark side with fresh chocolate chip cookies. It's been my mission to clean up Danger City and win back the friendship of Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein from Mecha Stalin. So chief, I got a tip from a shady ostrich named Tom who I will not name due to witness protection bullshit that Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein kidnapped a bus full of orphans. So I surfed my motorized mecha whale into Obvious Trap hotel. There Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein has been mutating Orphans into bizzare freaks using the same toxic radiation that gave me my kung fu powers. So I did what any cop in my situation would do. MURDER THEM ALL. Using my sick kung-fu power I eliminated the mutated orphans from their misery of cool super powers and went to face Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein. But I was shocked to find out that Obvious Trap hotel was actually a trap to get me close to the toxic in attempt to get rid of my powers. Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein was successful. AT GIVING ME EVEN MORE RAD POWERS! The toxin gave me the strength of a nuclear holocaust with sunglasses, and I beat the shit out of Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein with my explosive nuclear fists.. Of PAIN! I blew up half the city with my explosive fists. I then arrested him from harboring away from FRIENDSHIP. SO CHIEF. I did you a favor blowing up half the city. And to the Mayor... MY GOD. The nuclear toxic waste came from the Obviously Evil Corporation that was owned by.. THE MAYOR. He's trying to take me out in attempt to clear out the city of any JUSTICE. NOT ON MY WATCH. I'm going to break into the Mayor's son's birthday party and take him out so I can be hailed a hero from all the little boys and girls. So if you'd excuse me chief.. JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED WITH A LESSON IN PAIN! I don't know what you expected. Last edited by Salone; 10-04-2015 at 09:45 PM.
	Posted 09-19-2015, 05:34 PM