[Demonskid]

I put:

MR. UPS
Please Leave My Package With APT B8, Next Door, If I Don't Answer.
Thank You
Jessie Logan

I'm half expecting to find that MR turned into a MS or something when I get home tomorrow xD

Mom goes "maybe they'll deliver it before we leave" and I'm all "yea right.. not THAT lucky'

watch them hold on to it and refuse to leave it with my neighbor or something