[Demonskid]

So today at the mission, after we finished eating lunch we sat there chatting for a bit. Pastor John joined us and we some how started talking about things we saw at restaurants and why they don't eat at those places no more.

I told them that mom refuses to go to Taco Bell due to something she saw happen at one. When someone said "what'd she see" I said "You don't want to know" Pastor John got TOO curious and had to know. I told him that mom saw someone 'jerking off' on a taco then wrapping it up and handing it to a customer.

Krissy was all red in the face and nicole's face was interesting as she patted Krissy's back. P-J he apparently wasn't shocked. He said that he once got a pizza with Jizz all over it and that he got his money back when he called to complain.

Nicole and I told Rob this and he said he wouldn't be calling to complain, that instead he'd be sueing because he'd be forever disturbed.

Well Nicole and Rob were talking about getting Little Cesers today.. which made me hungry for pizza. So mom and I order a dinner box, and I'm here telling her all this. She stops eating.. then I take a bite out of my BBQ Wing and realized I shoulda gotten milk instead of soda. I say so to mom and her response is "EW! Stop talking about white things!" well I got up and got some milk, mom takes notice and comments and makes gagging noises.

She said she's never getting pizza again.

At one point I said "well, at least you don't live in Nigeria.." she goes "they probably eat people over there" and I go "HOW'D YOU KNOW! O-O"

One of the restaurants over there has been shut down, turns out they were using Human meat and serving it to their customers.