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Ever hate how many inconsiderate callers you get at your phone-related job? Worry no more. With our new and improved "Call-away" you'll be getting only the callers who have brains.
Yes, "Call-away" works by shoving brain matter through the other side of the phone into the caller, activated on their first curse word, and continued every time they raise their voice above normal decibel level. You're confused and shouting caller should calm down and think very quickly.

Warning: "Call-away" is not usable for everyone. Reports of bleeding in the head and stroke have been observed in test trials.

Buy "Call-away" today! Only $1.99 per call.


...I'm so sorry...