[Lawtan]

O.o

The death thing, I understand, as well as reproduction. If one of your parents is a biology teacher, or you live on a farm/around animals...that is kind of inevitable. Most animals live a shorter time than people...and they tend to not care if a person they don't see as a threat is trying to feed them when they...*coughs*

It's the parents enacting and reading porn in front of a child part that has me surprised.

And yeah, Yahoo is bad except for Yahoo Answers...and that is akin to asking Youtube for help.

On another note, Humor!