[Lawtan]

Very well, then. Lawtan will set up a no-kill shelter - that Law will - and explain the deaths as a disease that ran through. Lawtan shall offer the bodies of the critters to Hequet, by using them to make wax. Then, Lawtan will have stoned five birdies with one kill, or so the saying goes.

(Unfortunately, Lawtan really stinks at being evil, and so is appalled that Lawtan even came up with this scenario. Lawtan shall now purge the sin of writing this through self-flagellation. And Lawtan is talking in third person, for some reason.)