[Illusion]

Originally Posted by Lawtan

Nuts...I had an adventure on a ghost ship of spiders and cobwebs. Sailing over fogged waters, fighting a massive jellyfish-kraken, exploring a haunted cannibal cave...along with booze, gold, and dance, of course.

Aye. Yee an experience adventureERR aren't yee? Good! I need a first man aroun' this here ship.
SCRRUUUB THE POOP DECK.

Mr. Tweetums: TWEEEEEERRRRRRppprprppr....

Eye me Tweetums, we are set sailed for Skillheeligan Island. Or what we pirates call it "Yo Momma So Phat Island" and that's fat with a PH! Dere be a difference you know.