[Yeladim]

Dear Computer Virus Writer:

Please, next time you decide to be a total asshat, do not include me and my hardware in your asshatery. Thankfully you weren't a malicious prick and only sent a self-replicating CPU hog, but really, this is how you get your kicks? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Did your family treat you poorly. Are you some rich kids who thinks you are being persecuted because someone once said "no" to you?

Try to be a better citizen and if you find you must be mean to people in order to enjoy yourself, unplug your computer and wander off into the back country where only rocks and trees will be subject to your incredible dickishness.