[Illusion]

Tweetums isn't a monster to be fought! He's a wonderful companion, who wants no more then to drain your soul, and to devour all life in the universe.
GAWD! You guys make Mr. Tweetums out to be such a monster. FOR-SHAME. FOR-SHAME ON ALL OF YOU! Have you even took a moment to think about how Mr. Tweetums feels about you calling him a monster!? All he wants in life is to devour, can you at least give him the courtesy to eat what he pleases without the backlash of society!