[Quiet Man Cometh]

Originally Posted by Fauxreal

'It's a good thing I brought these mushrooms with me. A caterpillar said eating this side will make me stronger, the other side will make me weaker...'

I take the strong making shroom and try again.

Oh no! You've released flying invisible pink giant spaghetti space hair! Internet amalgamation of horrors! What do you do?

A. Summon warrior Doge. Such help, many skilled, wow.
B. Tell it you're a wizard.
C. Make friends with it. Friendship is magic!
D. Fus Ro Dah
E. These memes/references are overplayed and wearisome. Do something else entirely.
F. Flail.