[Espy]

Uh, I'll just...make a quick timeline.

16 -- I want to get my permit, but my parents don't see any point in my learning how to drive. Also, high insurance rates for underaged kids.
18 -- I want to get my license, but there's really no point in learning to drive because I can just walk/bus everywhere at college, and parking spaces are...difficult to find.
Now -- I don't have time to learn to drive, but I need transportation to work/shopping/airports/etc.