[Coda]

You... haven't? It's a rather famous song... parodied endlessly, memorized for showing off... I guess it's just a sign of how old I'm getting.

So let's sing!

o/~

I am the very model of a model Trisphee citizen!
I've avatars of every sort from cute to fish for reeling in!
I know the war of Taskal, why, I've even helped the fighting men,
And saw Corruption's wicked host attacking the Divine again.

I'm quite the avid chatterbox across the forum threads, you see.
I post a lot and I buy runes for purchasing my finery.
And when events are posted I keep reading up on all the news --
So I participate in all! I simply just cannot refuse!

I'm excellent at layering; I've forty-seven items on
To make up my fine avatar that you now lay your eyes upon.
In short, in every way that's good for users to be active in,
I am the very model of a model Trisphee citizen!

o/~