[Espy]

Originally Posted by Vincent

Yay I'm a model citizen. 8D

Ahem, I thought this was relevant.

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBc-6-tcoxA