[Salone]

The Thread Train appears. It grows to monstrous proportions. Steam hisses and wails as boilers and cylinder cocks shift and rearrange. Thousands upon thousands of metal plates unhinge themselves and restructure, reforming into a hulking bipedal mass of steel and steam. Transforming Thread Train leans down in to your face and warns you very sternly.

"Do NOT derail the Thread Train."


I wish for a Donkey of Infinite Stamina.