[Lawtan]

*Gets up and looks at people*
Okay...So...from what I understand, the Lab managers were out, so the assistants decided to "dazzle" the Lab up. Then, I came in with my research on gene splicing adorable hunters (cats and Arachnis Cutis) to apply for a position.
The shinies blinded me, causing me to drop the spidercats...
Then, the managers came back, releasing cleaning mice...that the spidercats caught. I was able to collect the spidercats, but passed out from exhaustion...and the spidercats escaped again...