[Lawtan]

They can if someone writes them into a Uwe Boll horror movie.

Linkara: But if you come down here dead, you'll be alive!

Spoony: Even if you're half dead and half alive, then you might have a better chance of getting fixed...

From Nostalgia Critic - Alone in the Dark


Anywho...
*Starts growing appendages*
-I AM CHAOS-
*Bulks up and appendages grow heads*
-WE ARE THE SEAS-
*Scale-like coat covers changing body*
-WE ALONE WERE GIVEN THE RIGHT TO RULE-
*Heads become snakelike, legs disappear, and wings form*
-WE ARE THE HYDRA. WE ARE LEGION. WE ARE LAWTAN!!-
*bows to the doll in limbo*