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:I This is going to either horrify everyone or make everyone burst out laughing, but I have a story about mine.

So I work at a Cabelas(google it), the majority of the staff on the hardlines(this is guns, hunting, archery, ect) is male. Males being as males are they had this on going farting contest, where they would see who could out stink the rest. Well they made the mistake of doing this to one of the guys who I work with, who I happened to work with that day.

So my whole department was just stank all day. So in retaliation I decided to drink a 1 liter of chocolate milk an hour or so before my shift. Now, this is gross, I get some seriously bad gas when I have dairy products, I get cramps and whatever when I eat cheese and whatnot but milk just gives me gas. To say the least I defeated them all and they called a cease fire, I may or may not have been crowned the worst farter in all of hardlines too.


BI that is my story, enjoy <3