[Espy]

So...you'd think setting up seven alarms would work, especially if I set them to overlap so that eventually it'd go off every minute.

But no. It did go off with that frequency, but in my (probably somewhat caffeine-crash induced) comatose state, my brain didn't quite register it and woke me up halfway. So I was half asleep, with the damn alarm going off every damn minute, the awake part of me with an automated trigger finger on the snooze button punching my phone, and the asleep part of me dreaming about loud and very obnoxious things that I couldn't turn off.

And I did finally wake up after an hour of this, but nearly just huddled into a corner and started sobbing. Would've done so if my roomie hadn't been here.