[Suzerain of Sheol]

In the nethermost void of the Abyss...

Demogorgon: Okay, game night! Time to vote! Let's hear it!

Aides: Call of Chthulu!

Orcus: Ravenloft!

Chance: Monopoly! Risk! Chutes and Ladders! Parcheesi!

Rumour: Gladiatorial combat. To the uttermost end.

Discord: Diplomacy! No -- Settlers of Catan! Wait, no, I changed my mind -- Twister!

Tumult: Wave pool! I want a wave pool!

Confusion: Solitaire! No, that's too few players... Stratego!

Orcus: *murders Chance* -ahem- I actually have my own RPG campaign I've been working on, you see it's set in a world like our own, but with these giant talking scoprions who happen to be sorcerer-kings, and--

Chance: *reforms from the essentia of Ancient Night* Yahtzee! Life! Scrabble! I know! Dominoes!

Demogorgon: Chinese checkers it is!

Aides: That sounds awfully racist. Can't we just call it That Heptagonal Peg Game?

Demogorgon: Need I remind you that this happens to be my Dark Pavillion? For that, you get to play tag with Chance and Turmoil. *points to the Gates of Hell* Out there.

Aides: But... but the last time Orcus poked his head out there, he got--

Orcus: Shut up!

Rumour: I heard they have a skate park in Pandaemonium. See you losers later.

Tumult: Duck-duck-goose!