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#178
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Suzerain of Sheol
Desolation Denizen
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Is okay.
Whilst waiting for votes, I shall now write sketches with our various colorful NPCs. This amuses me.
In the great Temple of New Jerusalem
False Prophet: I say, the morning is such a delightful shade of crimson, vermilion, perhaps? Or would you say carmine?
Beast effigy: I would not, seeing as I am color-blind.
False Prophet: Well that's just positively dull.
Beast effigy: You do realize that you're speaking to a stone, yes? I shall repeat: you are holding a conversation, with a stone.
False Prophet: And what does that say about the company around here?
Beast effigy: It should not say anything, considering it is a stone.
False Prophet: You're beginning to bore me.
Beast effigy: Almost as if you were... attempting to engage in dialogue with a rock. This is quite the coincidence.
False Prophet: Remind me why I haven't had you killed yet.
Beast effigy: Perhaps you should. I've heard STONING TO DEATH is in vogue this season.
False Prophet: Well, I say it's scarlet! And who are you to say otherwise?
Beast effigy: I don't believe the term "straw man" quite applies, but it really, really should.
Cold silence has a tendency
to atrophy any sense of compassion
between supposed lovers.
Between supposed brothers.
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Posted 10-05-2013, 01:03 AM
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