[Hesperus]

Well now, this is awkward, I seem to have misplaced my trunks (among other things). o.O I wish this were the first time that this had happened...erm...but that's probably a story for another time, can't spill all my secrets in one go, yeah? And with all of you being strangers, no less. The scandal!

Anywho, I'm Hesperus, Hes for short, or 'that guy with no pants' if you prefer. Speaking of having no pants...my it's breezy in here, did someone leave a window open somewhere?