[Rico]

I have a stupid Sun Conure that has a vendetta or something against me and my dad. That thing makes so much god damn noise while being so god damn tiny. Believe me, after a couple minute you want to punch her like you wouldn't believe.

It was fun at first, I even was carrying it around in my shirt :D but then a year or so after we got her she dive bombed on the wall and on the door a couple second after while yelling like a maniac. After that she just kind of got all evil on me. And for some reason, a couple months later she hated my dad too.

That god damn thing nearly blinded me by bitting my remaning eye, but she missed and bit just under. And of course, it got nothing as sort of punishement, even though it's an evil bastard bird of hell, and my mom gave her some chicken. Yes, reward that asshole bird that nearly blinded me, great thinking there. At least let me kick it like I wanted to.

Anyway, not going anywhere close to that thing. These f*BIP*er bite like god damn hell. And my dad don't either. The only people going near that thing is my bro and my mom.

WHY DO YOU ONLY DO CUTE STUFF WHEN I WANT TO CHAINSAW YOU TO DEATH?!?