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Epic Rave Monster
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Is anyone else around here addicted to flirting?
Probably.. But not me. I'm more of a tease than I am a flirt.
Does it make you nervous or are you a Casanova?
Nah. It doesn't.
Does it ever cause problems in your relationships?
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you use pick-up lines?
Only when I want to be silly.
What are some of the worst/funniest/creepiest lines you've heard?
"Yo, the word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long."
"If you were a watermelon, would you spit out my seed?"
"If you were a car door, I'd slam you."
"You look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."
Posted 04-17-2013, 05:40 AM