[Red Lion]

While talking about Kim Kardashian having Kanye West's baby dad was all, "He a football player? I heard on the radio that she wanted to marry some football player, is it his baby?" to which I replied no Kanye is a rapper and she's having his baby but wants to marry someone else who may or may not be a football player and dad was all "What team does he play for? Is he black?"

I said Kanye was black but not a football player and then dad goes

"What about the dog?"

and I'm like "What dog?"

"You said dog"

"No I didn't!"

"Where'd the dog come from?"

"You said it!"

"Why?"

"I don't know!"

"Simba?"

"WHAT?!!!"

"What does Simba mean?"

"ARE YOU ADHD OR SOMETHING?!"

"Who's ADHD?"

"YOU!"

"What about me?"