[Red Lion]

Oppan Johnson Style!
They all have long black hair
Kenny lounges in his chair
He drinks a lot of beers
He's allergic to them queers

the biggest family in town
Oh my lord! we're gonna drown
Up to our ears! in bunny ears!

Buncha Johnsons! Lotta Rednecks! Up in here!
And one's a queer!

Love them Johnsons! Love them Rednecks! Everywhere!
And they don't care!

Multiplyin' off the sca-sca-sca-scale!

Oppan Johnson Style!

Don't ask where that came from.....