[Twigg]

So I'm taking online courses this semester and I recently got an email that started out with this paragraph:

This weeks work will help you learn some specific vocabulary to more specifically describe and define the visual and emotional impact of artwork. The correct words will help you explain your thoughts and feelings about what you see and feel about art. As an example, think of the words "happy", "thrilling", "exciting" and "orgasmic". They all express a good feeling right? But they express different levels and types of excitement. If you heard someone say "Your mom's "hello hug" when I arrived was orgasmic." You'd want to punch that person in the nose and then send them in for some serious psychological assistance. But if someone said "Your mom's hugging me hello made me very happy." That would be acceptable.

And I died. It took me a full 5 minutes to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Anybody have any funny stories about their teachers or professors? C: