[Xyphlan]

I apologize if I did not make it sufficiently clear that what I was saying was in jest. My particular style of writing tends to obscure the intent of my writing, yet I continue using it in an attempt to sound sophisticated. Generally, you might be better off assuming that I am joking more often than not. However, I do not mean to imply that I can't take things seriously. And I very much hope that I'm not sounding like a pretentious douche right now.