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#1208
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Hermes
Trisphee Kensai
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Haha it can be fun when you win, yes, but I'm telling you now most losses are because of the makeup of League of Legends.
Between levels 1-10 (Smurfs not included in these lists, btw):
74% non-communicative feeders
21% People who think they're the best League player in history
4.5% People who think losing a game is fun
.4% People actually trying to get better and failing due to sheer impatience
.04% People not trying yet getting better
.009% People trying and getting better
.05% AFKers
.0008% Other
.0001% You
Levels 11-15
90% Assholes with no kill who think they're the best League player ever
8% Non-communicative feeders
2% People who act different on a day to day basis
Levels 16-20 are a blur of the last two categories
Levels 21-29
72% trolls
8% Ragers with a superiority complex
10% Trolls with a superiority complex masking what is actually an INFERIORITY complex
7% People actually trying and communicating
2% people slowly giving up on this stupid game
.9% Non-communicaters, usually feeders and usually turn into ragers
.1% People who act like 5 year olds yet still win somehow
And then level 30 looks like this in non-ranked
88% Assholes who almost never communicate with a HUGE superiority complex and a giant ego
7% trolls
1% Non-communicating feeders who have coasted through on sheer number of games played
1.2% People actually worth playing with. they communicate, work with the team, and are genuinely friendly people.
3% Terrible players who don't know what a team comp looks like and think support and jungle are unnecessary roles
.7% Average players
.1% people just there for rank practice
Ranked looks like this
95% Assholes with a god complex who will only play one lane and one champion and if you don't let them have it they troll the game, intentionally feed, and like to do the whole "I PICK FIRST SO SCREW YOU CAUSE I'M DA BEST" only with worse grammar. These people also learned English by being dropped on their heads repeatedly in a library full of misprinted books about spelling things wrong.
4% Pure trolls
.3% Good players
.3% Fantastic players
.2% Bad players that are friendly yes, but should not be in ranked
.1% Nice people who will fill and are actually communicative and useful
.09% Non-communicating feeders
.01% Average human beings not hellbent on being a waste of air
<--Trisphee Kensai-->

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Posted 03-15-2013, 04:26 PM
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