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"An' if you don't want 'em up your ass, you best not lay a finger on 'em," Randy VIII added with a grin.
Haphazard pulled a face at him. "You sure are mean to me," he pouted.
"What goes around comes around, baby!" Randy VIII puckered his lips and made a kissing noise at him.
"A little pain never hurt anybody," said Haphazard, fluttering his eyelashes innocently.