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"More interesting, you say? I may have just the thing for you." Gilbert turned to a large book which just happened to have already been opened to a chapter on the subject, and pointed to the page. "Here are various personal accounts and details on past kings and their kin. Everything from their spending habits to their embarrassing bodily functions, compiled by those who had spent a significant amount of time either with them or those that they knew."